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ViestiLähetetty: 2008-09-07 23:11:08 
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Liittynyt: 2004-05-22 12:24:33
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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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ViestiLähetetty: 2008-09-08 22:13:31 
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Liittynyt: 2005-08-27 00:30:11
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Kiitos, tassa oli oikeasti kiinnostavia juttuja! :D Pitaa alkaa tarkkailla suurmiesten hevospatsaita..
Hahaa, en yrittany nuolla kyynarpaatani koska olen kuullut tuon jo aiemmin.. :wink:


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ViestiLähetetty: 2008-09-09 07:14:37 
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Liittynyt: 2007-05-25 14:50:38
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Juu aika mielenkiitoista. En minäkään nuollut kyynärpäätäni vaikka en ollut kuullukkaan, mieleni teki kyllä kokeilla.. :lol:

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ViestiLähetetty: 2008-09-09 08:40:47 
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Liittynyt: 2005-08-16 08:41:17
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Kokeilin! :roll: :oops:


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ViestiLähetetty: 2008-09-09 18:28:58 
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Liittynyt: 2006-05-14 17:32:02
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Mä tiedän ettei kyynärpäätään voi nuolla ja jostain syystä se v***ttaa mua aivan suunnattomasti :lol:

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ViestiLähetetty: 2008-09-10 13:09:44 
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Liittynyt: 2008-07-26 20:35:39
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Rehellisesti sanottuna, teki mieli kokeilla, mutten kehdannut, koska olen toissa. :wink:


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ViestiLähetetty: 2008-09-11 19:39:05 
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